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December 15, 2008

Tim said years ago, that I could handle Alyssa’s bathroom issues. I told him that he would be responsible for Alex and Andy. After several cases of severe skid-marks, I told Tim he needed to step up to the plate, or should I say toilet, and teach them the proper wiping method. Hell, I don’t care if it is proper method, as long as they get the job done.

 

Tim neglected his duties until…yesterday. Alex was sitting on his lap.

 

Tim asks: “Good gravy boy, did you toot?”

 

Alex: “No, it’s my butt.”

 

A few minutes later…

 

Tim: “Did you toot again?”

 

Alex: “No, Dad, it’s my butt.”

 

Tim decided he needed to do a little inspection and sure enough… chunks. After removing the, well, you know. It was time for a lesson. FINALLY!!!

 


2 Responses to “Did you toot?”


  1. Dorsey Says:

    Oh my goodness!!! WOW! That’s all I can say….wow!


  2. Pam Says:

    hee hee, boys!



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